Monday, May 30, 2011

Squeeze My Lemon ~ June 1 Teaser

From the delicious mind of @faerie_kitten:
And that was what it all boiled down to, didn’t it? I wasn’t getting enough quality time with my husband. I missed the feel of his lips against my skin, brushing along my hips and dipping lower, skimming where I wanted him and teasing my thighs. I missed running my lips over his chest and feeling him gasp when I bit him, ever so gently. What I missed most, though, was the way he used to throw me on my back, pinning me to the bed and relentlessly tormenting me until I begged him to fuck me.

Gah! Sitting on a plane that was about to land was not the best place to be thinking about getting fucked.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Squeeze My Lemon ~ June 1

NSFW! Squeeze My Lemon is pleased as punch to have faerie_kitten writing something to go along with this ultra steamy picture. Unf!

Monday, May 23, 2011

Squeeze My Lemon ~ May 25 Teaser

Here is Squeeze My Lemon teaser and banner from this week's author SweetT129.
 “You're gorgeous and powerful and you have eternity in front of you. And your plan for spending it is wallowing in misery over some loser who liked to be a big man and pick fights, probably to make up for being a small man somewhere else,” Bella paused to smirked for effect, “and kept you around because you made a great gettaway driver and a good fuck. That sounds pretty damn pathetic to me.”

Victoria wanted to argue with her. Actually, she wanted to kill her. She was furious with the girl, but mostly because she made a good point. Luckily, being a vampire, Victoria's mind was working furiously, thinking about several different things at once.

In seconds, she came to two very important conclusions. The first was that Edward was still going to pay. Even if James wasn't her mate, she liked having him around, and Edward had taken him from her. That couldn't go unpunished. The second was that Bella Swan was going to get taught a lesson in respect. She couldn't very well let a human insult her and just walk away.

Lunging at the human, Victoria pushed her into the side of the shed, barely restraining her strength enough to prevent a Bella-shaped hole from forming in the building. With her arm across the girl's throat, Victoria forced Bella to look her in the eye. “I am gorgeous,” she spat.

“I know,” Bella agreed in a strangled voice. She may have wished she were strong enough to give the vampire a good punch in the face, she couldn't deny just how attractive she was. And not in the way that all vampires are beautiful either; no. 

Victoria was clearly something special.

“And strong,” Victoria added scathingly, squeezing Bella a bit tighter to prove her point. “And I'm not just somebody's good fuck, you little whore. I'm fucking phenomenal.”

“I'm sure you're great.”

“Don't fucking placate me!” Victoria seethed.

“I'm not. I'm sure you were fantastic,” Bella said calmly. “I mean, you were at least good enough that James wanted you around. That's gotta say something for your skills, right?”

Victoria had leaned in so close in her rage that she and Bella were now nose to nose, both women glaring intensely at the other.

“You should be so lucky as to experience skills like mine.”

“I've never been very lucky,” Bella shrugged.

Victoria paused for a moment, considering her next move. She hated this human, yet admired her at the same time. She wanted to shut her up, but she wanted her to do so because she knew she was wrong, not because she was forced. Victoria couldn't understand why she wanted this human's approval so badly. She should really just kill her and move on.

Instead, she kissed her.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Squeeze My Lemon ~ May 18 Is UP

NSWF! We had to play ring around the lemon again and switch this week's author, SweetT129, who had a family emergency, with next week's author, E's My Brand Of Heroin. Here is the picture prompt that she chose is bound to make everyone wet, so without having to wait, her entry is NOW posted on FFN and TWCS! Go read, pant, and change your panties please. 05.18.11 <---click here for the link.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Squeeze My Lemon ~ May 18

NSFW! We will be squeezed by SweetT129 on May 18 and we can only anticipate that she is bringing something special just from her picture prompt.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Squeeze My Lemon ~ May 11 IS UP!

Squeeze My Lemon for 05.11.11 is up on FFN & TWCS. Read, pant, change your panties, find your release!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Squeeze My Lemon ~ May 11 Teaser

Here is a teaser from ericastwilight for this week's Squeeze My Lemon: All night, she tentatively touched him, laughed at all the right moments, and made eating pasta fucking erotic - all a ploy to disinterest him. She thought she had read him perfectly!
Instead, the smug little looks between Carlisle and Esme irritated her to the point that she lashed out. Most importantly, she had used Edward. 
“I’m sorry about earlier,” she said, looking at him over the rim of her glass. 
Edward added another finger to his light touches. 
“Is this all right?” he murmured. 
“Not really,” Bella gasped as his fingers slipped up her side, grazing the side of her breast. She didn’t understand her reaction to his touch. God, it felt so good to her. “Don’t stop.”
That’s all it took for Edward to move from warm silk to soft skin. He wanted her, so he’d have her—then forget her. Carlisle and Esme didn’t have to know. Less chance of disappointing them.
Casual sex—it’s what he did and he wasn’t ready to change that. However, there was no resisting Bella. Her skin felt like sin under his fingers. Irritation clouded his desire throughout dinner, and now, he was determined. 
“I’m not going home with you,” Bella whispered, watching her aunt check her cell phone. Edward intensified his touch to get her attention, because he wanted to see her whiskey-colored eyes again. When she turned, he raised a challenging eyebrow. She returned it with a teasing smirk.

Squeeze My Lemon ~ May 11

Well there is another change in plans for this week's Squeeze My Lemon. Sydney Alice has been moved to June and after just a short amount of begging, we have a special replacement for this week. The one, the only ericastwilight.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Monday, May 2, 2011

Squeeze My Lemon ~ May 4

Correction from our Author's Note from last week's SML, SydneyAlice is May 11 posting. This week, we are happy to have PrincessxoAmber writing for us. She has chosen #20 from our suggested picture prompts.