Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 10.03.12 IS UP!


The 100th Posting of Squeeze My Lemon, 10.03.12 is posted with featured squeezer SunKing is up on FFN & TWCS! Read, pant, review!

Monday, October 1, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 10.03.12 Teaser

We are extremely honored and pleased to have SunKing squeezing us for our 100th posting. Not only is she squeezing us, but giving us an exclusive outtake of her T rated fic Sugar. Enjoy the teaser!

Inch by inch, the zipper revealed ivory skin, lit by moonlight and the midnight beads of her dress. She shivered as the silk and glass fell away, exposing her to the warmth of the evening and the touch of my hands. I wanted to kiss her everywhere, to taste every inch, but I started with the nape of her neck as the fabric fell to the blanket at our feet.

She wore nothing but a slip of lace and satin beneath the dress. If I’d known that’s what she considered underwear, I’d have had her carted away from the stupid dance before it even began. My fingers itched to slip them from her hips, but she turned before I could.

Without breaking eye contact, she began working the buttons of my shirt. Her tongue peeked between her lips as she struggled with the second, her fingers too shaky to get a good grip. When I moved to help, she shook her head and clenched her hands into fists.

“Let me,” she whispered. “I really want to do this.”

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Monday, September 24, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 09.26.12 Teaser

We are tingling with a returning squeezer Fairusa84 giving us some squeezing for posting number 99! Enjoy the teaser!

It is a peculiar sensation, watching him take in the room, fingering the burgundy bed sheets, knowing what is going to happen here later tonight. I find myself nervous, and I ramble to him about my ideas and motivations. Suddenly he’s in front of me, rubbing my arms soothingly as his voice drops to a whisper.

“Shh, Bella, relax. There’s nothing to worry about. We’ll just see how it goes, okay?”

I take a deep, cleansing breath, and look into his serene grey eyes. He exudes a calmness that is impossible to ignore.

“Good girl,” he praises when he sees I’m not freaking out anymore. “Why don’t we just relax until Edward gets home?”

I nod, “Yes. I’m going to quickly change, though.”

Then, a thought creeps into my head and I turn around, moving my hair to the side as I look at him over my shoulder.

“Unzip me?”

He moves to stand behind me and, ever so slowly, lowers my zipper. How such a simple act can be so arousing is beyond me, but my breathing becomes shallower nonetheless. When he’s done, his hands linger on my hips, before he gently pushes the straps of my dress down my arms. It pools at my feet and we stand like that for a moment, the sexual tension near palpable in the quiet room. 

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 09.12.12 Teaser

This week's squeezer is a classic from Kimmydonn. Enjoy the teaser!

Beer shot up my nose as I choked. Bella laughed. "Sorry! I would have waited if I'd seen you drink. TMI?" she asked.

I chuckled. "Only if you mind taking off your pants when I do."

She laughed into the oven, pulling the bread bowls out. "That wasn't the plan, but whatever makes you comfortable."

"It'll definitely make me hard," I muttered into my bottle as she spooned out chili.

"It's hot," she warned, unnecessarily. I chased a forkful with a swig of beer. The spiciness wasn't tamed at all, but the temperature was neutralized. I'd also learned that something in the hops blended with the chili and beef. The chocolate and cheese added their own smoothness, another layer of flavor.

I don't know how long I rolled that mouthful before Bella snagged my bottle again. "Another?" she asked, draining the last of it. She smirked. "Maybe not. We need you to be able to perform."

I bit my tongue and scowled at her. She laughed. "I'm having scotch," she said, pulling down the bottle and a tumbler.

"Sure, same." A second glass was set beside the first.

She shook ice into both glasses and pushed mine across the table. Little penises were swirling in the amber liquid.

I met her eye without amusement. How many ways was she going to put me on the spot tonight? Stupid question.

She held my gaze for a minute before snorting and pulling out her ponytail. "Couldn't help it," she said, shaking her head and laughing. She was flushed...

"Cute," I murmured, sipping my drink. The chili had cooled and we ate in silence except for the occasional happy noise from me.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Monday, September 3, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 09.05.12 Teaser

NSFW! We are excited to have a returning squeezer this week, britchick69. Enjoy the teaser!

A shiver of goosebumps race across my body, she's close, I keep my head down and eyes tightly closed, it heightens all my senses; she knows I like to do this.

I hope she'll blindfold me today.

I feel a warm breath of air across my neck and I hold the response to jump and gasp, a sharp manicured nail scrapes across my abdomen and my muscles spasm, but I hold still.

"You're so beautiful and obedient, you please me so much baby."

Her approving words make me swell with pride.

Mistress slips a blindfold over my eyes; I swear sometimes she can read my mind, and then she takes my hand.

"Come," Mistress commands and leads me carefully across the room.

I stop when she positions my thighs in front of the leather bench.

"Lie across it, but keep your feet on the floor," She commands, and I hear her move away from me.

By the time I'm positioned across the bench face down, Mistress is back.

"I'm going to help you..." She whisperers close to my ear sending shivers across me. "...To unwind."

She strokes a warm hand from the top of my head down the length of my spine, leaving goosebumps in its wake, and then she caresses the curve of my bottom and drags her fingers lightly across the throbbing lips of my pussy.

"I want to hear you."

"Yes Mistress," I reply obediently.

"Do you know what I'm going to do to you?"

I know, as soon as she commanded me to lay face down on the leather bench, I knew, I'd hoped.

"Yes, Mistress, you're going to spank me."

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Monday, August 27, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 08.29.12 Teaser

This week we have part 2 to last weeks lemon by @StupidLeeches. Enjoy the teaser! 

Paul didn't say anything as he approached her. He stopped directly in front of her; so close it wouldn't take much for their lips to touch. Just as her brain was processing how close he was, he was gone. Her head dropped to follow his movement; he was kneeling on the porch. She nearly fell over when he lifted one of her feet. Just as she reached for the door jamb to steady herself, his free hand reached up for the shoes she was holding onto.

"Of course not, Black. These are to celebrate your promotion. Or should I say, Special Agent-in-Charge Black."

He gently changed her shoes, handing her the pair she had previously been wearing when he finally stood up again. She was too surprised to take the shoes or even move. "How did you know about that?"

She barely realized he was pushing her back into the foyer to make room for himself. It wasn't until the door closed behind him that she finally woke up from the weird daze she had been in. "What the hell do you think you are doing?"

He didn't respond. Instead, he placed the shoes he had removed from her feet on the floor next to the door. Standing up again, he gave her a grin that she recognized. He was proud of himself.

"I may have asked McCarty and Hale to update me on what was going on with you. Once or twice. A week."

Rachel felt her blood start to boil, "You were stalking me?"

His grin got even bigger. She knew he was pushing her buttons, could feel him playing her, but she couldn't stop her irritation with him. This man knew how to rile her up faster than anyone she'd ever met.

"Not stalking, just asking questions, doing some research. You know, being an old-school, chauvinistic pig agent." He shrugged then had the audacity to wink at Rachel, "I had to do something, you were being very stubborn."

"There is nothing wrong with being stubborn," she huffed out. Stepping closer to him, she gave him a proud grin, "Being stubborn got me my promotion."

"True," Paul's arms pulled her tight against him before she could protest, "but it also meant denying yourself this."

And then he was kissing her. His lips felt like heaven against hers; strong and sure. She knew she shouldn't let herself get pulled in, but that was easier said that done. Even as her brain was shouting to push away from him, she sank into his welcoming body. His fingers tugging at her hair made her moan, opening her mouth to him. His tongue slid against hers as she felt his erection against her hip.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 08.22.12 IS UP!



Squeeze My Lemon for 08.22.12 with featured squeezer @StupidLeeches is up on FFN & TWCS! Read, pant, review!

Remember that we need you authors to sign up to keep SML going. Please let us know if you would like to signup for any future dates! dirtycheekymonkeys@yahoo.com

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Monday, August 13, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon 08.15.12 Teaser

Our squeezer this week is fighter419, enjoy her teaser! "Bella, are you okay?" I heard Edward call as his face came into view when he knelt beside me.

"Yeah, just great, mostly since I feel like my shoulder got jammed into my neck."

"Well, at least your sarcasm is still intact," he rolled his eyes. "Let me look at it," he told me sitting me up as I reached for my shoulder.

"How do you even know what you're doing?"

"My dad is a doctor, and he's taught me a thing or two. As well as me just learning from all my injuries and falls."

I sat there as his fingers worked and rubbed my shoulder as I bit my lip trying to hold in the moan that was trying to escape.

"Does that hurt?" he asked concern in his voice.

"No, why?"

"Because you're biting your lip as if I'm hurting you and you made a whimpering type noise. So are you sure it's not hurting?"

I felt the heat spread along my cheeks unable to control my annoyingly easy blush. When he said that I couldn't look him in the eyes and I just looked down at the mat as I answered him.

"Yeah, I'm fine thanks," I mumbled getting up and started to walk away but was stalled when a hand gripped my arm and I turned to see Edward standing closer than I thought, just like earlier and almost fell back on my ass again but instead I was pulled towards Edward and he wrapped his arms securely around me. In response I gripped his shoulder and I became even more aware that he was shirtless and I was just wearing a sports bra, and a lot of our skin was touching. I could easily feel his heart beat since I was held flush against him and I'm not sure if it was my lust filled delusions, but I also felt what I imagined was his cock hardening against my stomach.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 08.08.12 Teaser


We beg and we got a squeezer for this week, none other than Pandora's Box is Heavy. Enjoy her teaser: 

"You had all of this stuff in your car?" I ask, setting the laptop in front of him. It dwarfs my old one, even though it's in pieces.

"Yeah. You never know when clumsy authors will need your help," he chuckles.

I do believe Edward Cullen just made a joke.

I sit next to him and watch him get to work. He uses a cord and plugs it into both computers and presses some buttons on the keyboard before a little symbol pops up on both screens.

"This could take a while. You have a lot of music."

"You sound surprised."

"Well, I know you like to use different playlists to set the mood when you're writing," he says, nodding towards my iTunes account. Then his eyes grow wide.

"What? Is it not working?" I panic.

"No… um…" That ever present blush presents itself along the sides of his neck and he adjusts his glasses once again. I lean over and look at the screen trying to find the reason behind his embarrassment and realize what playlist I had open before the coffee accident.

Me So Horny Playlist

"Oh. Well, you don't become a best seller without a little raunchiness," I laugh. "Sex sells in this industry."

He nods and exits out of iTunes. "Jesus Christ."

I almost want to laugh at the way he's acting at the sight of my desktop background. Alice thought it would be funny to take some intimate shots of me in an effort to portray the way I wanted the cover of the final book to come out. I'll admit I was completely against the idea until I saw the way they came out, and they actually inspired me to give justice to the final sex scene before the battle.

It's a collage of me in barely there lingerie of all different colors, but it's not like I look skanky or anything. It was a very tasteful photo shoot.

I can tell he's getting overly uncomfortable, so I feign being tired and head upstairs.

"Goodnight, Edward. If Emmett isn't too hung over I'll take the two of you out to lunch before you head home."

He nods and chokes out a tiny goodnight.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

We are DESPERATE! Squeezers Needed!

We are out of authors signed up for Squeeze My Lemon. If there is anyone out there with something in their stock to offer up for this coming week (08.08.12), that would be awesome. Please come sign up, send us recs, don't let the squeezing end *sniffs*.   :(

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 08.01.12 IS UP!


Squeeze My Lemon for 08.01.12 is up on FFN & TWCS! Featuring a classic Wolf squeeze by the lovely and talented combo of @Wolfh00r and @Nicekittyrawr who write together under the penname StupidLeeches. Read, Pant, Review!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Monday, July 23, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 07.25.12 Teaser


Our squeezer this week is Louise23. Enjoy the teaser!

"You'll definitely be thanking me once I'm finished with you." Edward says, and then the talking is stopped as he presses his lips against mine. I kiss him back eagerly, and very soon his tongue is pressing against my lips. I open my mouth to him, and I moan into his mouth. As we make out, he presses me even more up against the wall. His hands move from the wall to my breasts, and, yet again, I moan.

He stops kissing me, but only to take off the t-shirt I have to wear. It leaves only my bra underneath, and I'm thankful I wore my confidence bra. It's black and lacy, and makes me feel sexy. Edward seems to appreciate my underwear choice, as his hands return to my breasts, and it feels so good.

"I like, wait, no, love this bra. But, I still think it would look better off." Edward whispers huskily as he unclasps my bra, and throws it to the other side of the room. His lips go straight to my breasts, and I moan again. He is seriously talented at this. Never mind tennis, this, sucking and licking my nipples, should be his new profession.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon Authors Wanted!

We need squeezers for Squeeze My Lemon! Come practice your lemon writing skills, give in to the pleasure that your words can give our readers. Slots are open and waiting. Let us know if you are interested or if you have a recommendation for us to beg.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Monday, July 2, 2012

Authors Wanted!

Authors are needed to be our squeezer for Squeeze My Lemon! Send us recs, we love to beg! Dates are open! Contact us!

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 07.04.12 Teaser

We have a returning squeezer this week, Fairusa84! Enjoy her teaser:

Smoldering fireworks

 Smoldering Fireworks

‘Leave the door ajar!’ Charlie called after us as I pulled Edward up the stairs.

‘Yes, Daddy!’ I called back, rolling my eyes, thankful he couldn’t see my reaction.

All day we had been holding back, knowing my parents were close by, knowing we were in a very public place. But I had also known Edward never failed to amaze me with his creative ways around Charlie’s rule – door open, clothes on – during his nights over. Today I had especially been looking forward to coming home, knowing what I had hidden in my dresser as a surprise for Edward.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 06.27.12 Teaser

Our squeezer this week is ContentedTwiCow. Enjoy her teaser: Bella leapt on his back, and he took off at a fast run, darting around trees and over rocks at speeds most living creatures never experienced. Even with her on his back, he was still faster than she could be on her own. It was exhilarating.

Very quickly, they were on the outskirts of the public high school they currently attended. Being the middle of the night, everything was shutdown tight, and pitch black.

"What are we doing here?" Bella had no idea why Edward would bring them to this place.

Bella slid to the ground and then turned to face Edward. He shrugged.

"Haven't you ever wanted to sneak into school at night? A surprising amount of kids do it. There's an absolutely disgusting amount of teenage excrement on the roof of this place."

Bella grimaced. "Thanks hun; I needed that image in my head."

Edward laughed and grabbed her hands. "Come on, it'll be a hoot."

"A hoot?"

"Yeah, you know, fun, a gas, gnarly--all that good stuff."

Bella could only shake her head and smile at her goofy vampire. Even though she knew it was impossible, she'd swear he looked about one hundred years younger right now.

"Okay, Edward. Hmmm, I've got an idea. Let's go to the classroom of the teacher that fantasizes about you the most."

Edward's nose actually wrinkled, and his eyes squinted. "Ugh, why would you want to go there? I wish I could barf right now thinking of that."

"Why? Is it that bad?"

"You'll see."

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Monday, June 18, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 06.20.12 Teaser


Our squeezer this week is none other than Katmom! Enjoy her teaser:

"Are you hungry, love?" Her free hand gestured to the table even as he shook his head no.

He dropped to his knees at her feet. Starting with her ankles he allowed his gaze to wander over her sunlit skin. She shivered when he paused where the honeysuckle was resting. His pupils contracted, leaving her to look into the dark green depths as he raised his eyes to look into hers.

"I don't think I need food just yet, but maybe some nectar would be good…" He placed his hands on her knees and gently eased them apart. Taking the stem of honeysuckle from where it lay, he pinched off one of the flowers and sucked the liquid from the end. It was her turn to swallow hard while she watched him.

"This is sweet, but I know something sweeter…" He tossed the spent bloom away and ran his cheek from her knee, up the inside of her leg and pressed a soft kiss to the dark curls at the juncture of her thighs. As he tasted the wetness there, her gasp made him smile.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 06.13.12 Teaser

This week we have a surprise squeezing and we can’t tell you who or what until Wednesday. But do enjoy the teaser: 

We hold her hands up, like she were a ballerina, and twirl her a bit. When I place my hand on her hip, her soft dress heats up like a fire. Oh, for crushed silk, sensual and beautiful. I’m studying her, and I see her heart is beating like crazy—again, silk is a dead give-away, the soft material trembling in her understated cleavage. Elegance is so much more than designer dresses.

The blush that colors her cheeks is enchanting. She gives my hand a quick squeeze, and then lets go of both of us.

“I am so glad to meet you two, as well,” she says, smiling. “And I am sure we will talk again in a minute or so. But right now, I need to tour this fabulous house and meet all the guests. See you in a little while.”

She picks up her glass of champagne again, just like that. She’s off, but sends us a radiant smile over her shoulder. Yes, we are not done with you just yet, young lady. Oh, no, not at all. You’ll be back. We’ll wait.

I glance over at Jasper, and his look says it all. His mind is made up. It is this girl or nobody, with us tonight.

I couldn’t agree more.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 06.06.12 IS UP!

Squeeze My Lemon for 06.06.12 with featured squeezer Lacrimosa Moon @LacrimosaMoon1 is up on FFN & TWCS! Read, pant, review!

Monday, June 4, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 06.06.12 Teaser



Our squeezer this week is Lacrimosa Moon. Enjoy the teaser!
I continued to push myself into her back, creating a delicious friction.

"I need to feel you on me," she said as she tugged on the spaghetti straps of her camisole. It slid down her arms, revealing pink flesh.  

I groaned at the sight. Unable to hold myself back any longer, I whipped her around to face me and sunk my mouth over her nipple. I sucked and pulled, delighting in the exquisite, salty taste of her skin.

Her fingers tangled into my hair, pulling me closer to her chest. And then she tensed for a moment as if something was off.

I stopped. "Bella?"

She ran her hands over my forehead, down my nose, and across my cheeks as if reading my face. A sly smile crept over her face, and her hands crawled down to my jeans and tugged the zipper.

She knew.

Quickly, I tore off my clothes before turning my attention to her camisole, quickly ridding Bella of it. Picking her up, I laid her on the bed and lifted her hands over her head. Using the material, I began to tie them to the bedpost. "Still want to play?"

"Yes."

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 05.23.12 IS UP!

Squeeze My Lemon for 05.23.12 is up on FFN & TWCS. This week our squeezer is ericastwilight, who is bringing us a continuation of her one shot She's Mine. Don't worry if you haven't read the original, the expanded reads as a stand alone. Read, pant, review!

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 05.16.12 IS UP!

Squeeze My Lemon for 05.16.12 featured squeezers Nicia and untamed00notbroken is up on FFN & TWCS! Read, pant, review!

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 05.09.12 IS UP!


Squeeze My Lemon for 05.09.12 with featured squeezer femme-mal @femme_mal is up on FFN & TWCS! Read, pant, review!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ 04.25.12 Teaser


This week we are happy to have a returning squeezer, DreamQuill, who is bringing us more from her previous squeeze, The Bella Hour. Enjoy her tease!

"Surprised to see me, Colonel," she says.

I swallow hard. "It's six and we're not in Forks. Go home."

She struts over and places my hands on her tiny waist. "Make me."

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Spring Squeezing Contest ~ Judges Profile




So often in a contest, you hear little about the judges. We wanted to take some time to give you more about the judges for our Spring Squeezing Contest…and of course, keeping it cheeky.


KeyeCullen is pure FUN! Between being married and a mom, she finds that precious time to devote naughty thoughts to Rob. *sighs* Who can blame her, really! And when she isn’t thinking about Rob and his, um, assets, she is spending her time over at Free Writers and Readers where she is an admin, helping the newbies, as well as admin on one shot contests that FWAR hosts. Busy little bee KeyeCullen is.

On a personal note from DCM, she reads every single Squeeze My Lemon entry, reviews them and sends us authors to beg. Thank you Keye for your loyalty.

We sent each of the judges some cheeky questions, digging deep and giving you those answers you really want to know! Here are KeyeCullen’s answers.

1.) Do you prefer your men in: boxers, briefs, banana hammock or commando?

Boxer briefs....black. But if we are talking RPatz, then I will take him commando baby!  LOL!

2.) Front door or back door?

Ummm...front door?  Rob up against a door?  Any door!

3.) Sweet and savory kiss or rough and leaves you breathless kiss?

Depends on the situation but if with Rob, then rough and leaves you breathless kind of kiss.  ROTF!

4.) Silk or cotton panties?

Cotton.  I live in the South and it’s hot!  LOL

5.) Be honest, how many email accounts to you actually have?

Oh gosh...a ton!  Personal, work, for the fandom or everything all combined?



IamTheAlleyCat must be a cat in real life with all the things she does. She apparently needs nine lives to do everything! *snickers* Not only does she write, bringing us beautifully painted words that bring us into her world of Twilight, as well as Buffy, Angel and Bones, mixing and weaving them together in order to bring us new stories, but she is a Technical Beta and a Creative Beta for Sparkly Red Pen. If that wasn't enough, she lends her talents to to the Wordy Bitches blog as an admin, and this year she organized the Easter Bunny Twilight Fic Sway Event too!

Busy right? I KNOW!

IamTheAlleyCat is also a very sweet and generous person, giving her time to writers and friends all over the globe. She has a particular love for Carlisle/Bella fics, so feed her addiction by sending her fic recs. Though we all would prefer that she is writing, keeping To Love My Enemy updated frequently.

We sent each of the judges some cheeky questions, digging deep and giving you those answers you really want to know! Here are IamTheAlleyCat’s answers.

1.) Do you prefer your men in: boxers, briefs, banana hammock or commando?

Commando.

2.) Front door or back door?

Front door. I think, lol.

3.) Sweet and savory kiss or rough and leaves you breathless kiss?

Rough and breathless.

4.) Silk or cotton panties?

Cotton panties.

5.) Be honest, how many email accounts to you actually have

Seven that I remember, lol. Five that I still use (four personal and one for the Easter contest), the sixth is for MSN messenger, the seventh isn't in use currently :)



GermanAkice is a true fan. Among her love of Twilight she has a deep appreciation of manga, Anime, Harry Potter, the “Inheritance” Trilogy by Christopher Paollini, “The Tales of the Otori” by Lian Hearn, Nora Roberts and Kai Meyer (German author). Her Twilight fanfic, The Other Side of Tomorrow, is a great place to start with her works, giving you a different kind of Bella after New Moon. She is a movie goer, a book reader, a writer and a fan of American T.V. *coughs-ONCE-coughs* And not only does she reside in Germany, she speaks (reads and write) English, she is attending University for Japanese! And if that isn’t enough, she is one of the persons organizing the UK TwiFicMeetup (August 2012).



SaritaDreaming is a motley of adjectives, the list so long that we don't have enough space to write them all. A few on the short list include: sweet, kind, generous, funny, cheeky, and of course busy. SaritaDreaming has a lot on her plate these days to balance. Not only is she a mother but in her own words, she is obsessed with all that is Twilight. Her fanfic includes a variety of stories, from the dark and wickedly sexy Izzy in I Want It Painted Black, to her collaboration with wmr1601 that brings us the sweet and sassy Edward and Bella with a trying love in Speak Now, and a dark Vampward struggling to save Bella in Red Krytonite. And the fun with SaritaDreaming doesn't stop there. She is writing a book!

But wait, there's more! SaritaDreaming is a validation beta for Twilighted, a beta for Sparkly Red Pen and an admin on Free Writers and Readers.

Whew! *wipes brow* Did we get it all?


We sent each of the judges some cheeky questions, digging deep and giving you those answers you really want to know! Here are IamTheAlleyCat’s answers.

1.) Do you prefer your men in: boxers, briefs, banana hammock or commando?


Commando or boxer briefs if they must wear something.


2.) Front door or back door?

Both? ;-)

3.) Sweet and savory kiss or rough and leaves you breathless kiss?

Sweet and savory kiss or rough and leaves you breathless kiss  Rough and breathless, but sweet and savory has its place, too.

4.) Silk or cotton panties?

SILK!

5.) Be honest, how many email accounts to you actually have

I have no idea, LOLOL  At least four.

Author Profile ~ Untamed00notbroken

Congratulations to author Untamed00notbroken (who writes under the FFN penname GSDM Canada) who won 2nd place (3-way tie) in the judges vote and judges category Steamist given by IamTheAlleyCat, for her collaboration with  Nicia called Just A Kiss.

This is Untamed00notbroken first step into the ocean of Twilight Fanfic; her stories mostly falling under the misc. books category.

We gave all of our authors a little questionnaire, so let's check out her answers.
  
1.) If someone was interested in Twilight, would you tell them to read the books first, watch the movies first or read nothing but smutty fanfic?

If someone was interested in Twilight, I would suggest them reading the books before watching the movies. Smutty fanfics are good all the time I would think since not many are 'word for word' to the books and are often just spin offs with a little somthin' dirty.

2.) Be honest, in reading fanfic, what have you learned about sex that you didn't know before?

The man's point of view on what sex feels to them. As I am female, I have no idea what having an erection feels like or what it's like having a woman's touch, or entering her body. It's very interesting since I want to go further into writing from a MPOV.

3.) Do you get tingling when writing your lemons? If yes, explain why is that important to you.


In the beginning, no, I felt nothing while writing lemons other than the heat on my face from embarrassment. I had no idea what I was doing when I first started writing, and I'm still learning. Every now and then I will admit to getting a tingling feeling in the pit of my stomach as my ability to write sex became more easy and I started developing a 'flare' and a 'feel' for it.

4.) What's your favorite sexy times position to read about in fanfic, but that you aren't too crazy about in real life?


I like shower sex in fanfictions. There are so many ways you can play that card while writing to make it hot and passionate, or just a lazy, sweet way to wake up in the morning. However, in the real world, my shower is tiny so it is rather awkward, and the tile is cold as hell against you back. Sometimes I like being dominant which is nearly impossible in that stupid shower. Great idea in writing, but not in reality where I'm living.

5.) Who would be your ultimate, non-canon pairing for a smut fest in Twific?


Hmm, that is a difficult one to decide actually. I think Alice, and a AU younger Charlie would be cute? This is a very hard question as I am in love with Carlisle and Esme :D


6.) Sweet and gentle in the bedroom or rough and tied up in the playroom?

I like wild and playful. Sweet and gentle is nice, but, doing crazy things is much more fun. 




7.) How do you like your lemons best: sweet, meaningful and a little abstract so you can infer things, or hot, descriptive, and straight-forward? And tell us why!

It depends on the style of writing and that is happening in the plot along with the personality of the characters. If they are loud and outgoing, then I expect the lemon to reflect them. Sometimes though having sweet and meaningful love is better though. It also depends on the day and what I am interested in at the time, I suppose.

8.) What's serves as your inspiration when writing a good lemon? Music? pics? real-life experience?

I am an old man secretly and listen to classical music which is not a very good inspiration for dirty talking and slutty lemons. It's just pretty. I don't find pictures really inspirational for lemons either. If I am looking for something I just flip through a bunch of the 'romance' (but they have mass murder in them?) novels on my shelves and piece together a little somethin' from a bunch of them mixed with my own personal experiences and imagination. I get a lot of ideas from a wide variety of novels.

9.) Emmett Cullen walks into a bar and is carrying what?


A gun. I always thought Emmet would make a good cop. A good dirty 'let's fuck right here, right now' cop ;)


10.) ....that's what he said.

I'm so wet, I'm dripping

Author Profile ~ Nicia

Congratulations to author Nicia who won 2nd place (3-way tie) in the judges vote and judges category Steamist given by IamTheAlleyCat, for her collaboration with Untamed00notbroken called Just A Kiss.

Most of you know Nicia for participating in Squeeze My Lemon, squeezing you with stories from Vampire Academy. VA is her passion, with 15 stories under her belt, she continues to bring us different worlds for Demetri and Rose. Fair warning, keep a pair of clean panties around when reading.

We gave all of our authors a little questionnaire, so let's check out her answers.
  
1.) If someone was interested in Twilight, would you tell them to read the books first, watch the movies first or read nothing but smutty fanfic?

I would tell them to read the books first, then to watch the films for a good laugh, and then to go and read lots of smutty fanfic!

2.) Be honest, in reading fanfic, what have you learned about sex that you didn't know before?

I have learned practically everything other than the basic sex-ed stuff by reading fanfic. I'm a virgin, so everything I write is what I've learnt from books or reading fanfiction. I'm happy to say that it turns out to be realistic and hot/passionate/sweet, whatever I'm going for in that particular lemon :)

3.) Do you get tingling when writing your lemons? If yes, explain why is that important to you.

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. When I first started my lemons weren't that good and I had no experience writing them so I was more embarrassed than anything else. Now, I'm pleased if I do because I know I'm on the right track, and hopefully it will come through in my writing so other people experience those same emotions. It's the same principle as when writing other scenes. I want to ensure that my readers feel particular emotions, and if I feel them when writing it, I'm more confident that they'll also feel it.

4.) What's your favorite sexy times position to read about in fanfic, but that you aren't too crazy about in real life?

Hehe, I don't think I can answer this one since I still have my V-card. Ask me in a year or so and I might be able to answer! :D

5.) Who would be your ultimate, non-canon pairing for a smut fest in Twific?

Ooh, that's a hardone. Those non-canon couples make some smokin' pairings. Hmmm, probably CarlislexRosalie.

6.) Sweet and gentle in the bedroom or rough and tied up in the playroom?

I think I'd prefer it to be sweet and gentle in the bedroom. Maybe the playroom would bring out my wild side though...

7.) How do you like your lemons best: sweet, meaningful and a little abstract so you can infer things, or hot, descriptive, and straight-forward? And tell us why!

Now this I know I can't pick between! The lemon I want to read all depends on the intensity, style and plot of the fic! Sometimes, I want pure smut to get my pulse racing and my mind whirling, in which case it's the latter. Other days, I'm in a lighter mood and I want something that's more loving and emotion based, in which case I'd want the first type of lemon.

8.) What's serves as your inspiration when writing a good lemon? Music? pics? real-life experience?

Certain songs, or lyrics to songs have given me inspiration for a lemon. My most popular lemon/smut one-shot was inspired by Chris Brown's Beg For It. *hums tune* Pictures, things that I've read about, even conversations have inspired my lemons. I've also used real life issues as inspiration. Once again, it all depends upon the plot. If I want a hot, horny, down and dirty lemon, I have a playlist of songs that get me into that mindset and I'll maybe go and re-read a couple of my favourite smut fics. If I want it sweet and loving, I have a different playlist that I use. I also look up quotes, and sometimes even flick through books. Ooh, and dreams! Can't forget about those. ;D

9.) Emmett Cullen walks into a bar and is carrying what?

A weight.

10.) ....that's what he said.

Damn, that's tight!

Author Profile ~ Jessicanov201

Congratulations to author Jessicanov201 on winning 2nd place (3-way tie) in the judges vote as well as 1st place in the public vote for her one shot My Sexy Pantie Man.

Jessicanov201 is a lovely writer that takes into her world of Twilight, public sex with Edward and Bella in a laundry mat that leaves us panting, as well as sweet words between pen pals in My Dear Edward. We hope to see much more of Jessicanov201 in the future *coughs-more smut please-coughs*.

We gave all of our authors a little questionnaire, so let's check out her answers.
  
1.) If someone was interested in Twilight, would you tell them to read the books first, watch the movies first or read nothing but smutty fanfic?

I would tell them to read the book’s first. To be honest I bought the movie on a whim. At first I had no interest in it, but soon became hooked. Once you read the books, you get to feel the emotion and love between them. You can interoperate things on how you read and see them in your mind and not on screen. So yes, I say books first, then go dive into the smutty goodness. It’s fun to read them in different situations and picture them living it. For me, it makes it easier to place myself in the story with them. (OK, so maybe have I replace Bella with myself a time or two *wink wink*)

2.) Be honest, in reading fanfic, what have you learned about sex that you didn't know before?

OK, so I will be 32 this year and have two children, I think it is safe to say that I know a thing or two about sex. What I didn’t know, was that BDSM is not at all what I thought it was, and this it has quickly become an obsession of mine. Yes it is raw and deliciously dirty, and I love all the smutty naughtiness, but it’s the tenderness behind it all. I have learned that. I learned that I secretly want to gently be punished and then loved and cared for after.

3.) Do you get tingling when writing your lemons? If yes, explain why is that important to you.

In two words...of course. when one is writing a lemon, you are doing it to excite the reader, and lets face it, when you write, you want the reader to be there in the story, you want the emotion to be there. to me, if my lemons don’t make me want to jump my husband after, then the reader wont connect with it either. I have read more than my fair share of lemons. Some have been OK, but a bit bland. They got the point across, but done draw you into it. Then there are some where I have honestly gone back just to read them again. That is what I strive for. I know they may not all be there yet, but it is important to me that my readers fell the emotion, that they can feel the touches and kisses. well you get the idea. If I don’t tingle from my lemon, I rework it until I do. I probably should not admit this, but I sometimes incorporate real life experiences in them. Now you get to read my stories and figure out what ones I have lived, and what ones I have conjured up in my mind. lol.

4.) What's your favorite sexy times position to read about in fanfic, but that you aren't too crazy about in real life?

Hmm, this is a harder one. I have been with my husband for fourteen years, so there have been a lot of positions. And I will take this question as all sexy times acts. I guess I would have to say sitting on his face. It’s hot when you read it, and I love to picture it, but its just awkward for me.

5.) Who would be your ultimate, non-canon pairing for a smut fest in Twific?

So if I had to choose a non-canon it would be Edward and Jasper. It’s weird, there is not much that I will not read, but slash is not normal one of them. This paring though, I don’t know, there is just something hot about it. I don’t often read other stories where Bella and Edward are not together, I just find it hard to read, but throw me a story with these two boys and I’m game.

6.) Sweet and gentle in the bedroom or rough and tied up in the playroom?

I am a bit greedy when it comes to my lemons. I want it rough and tied up in the play room, and then sweet and gentle in the bedroom. The repeat for several nights...

7.) How do you like your lemons best: sweet, meaningful and a little abstract so you can infer things, or hot, descriptive, and straight-forward? And tell us why!

I think it needs to be a mix of everything. There needs to be enough detail to get you all tingly, but enough missing so that you can add your own flavors. It also depends on the situation. Some require it all played out so that it is hot, steamy and brings out the freak inside, but some times in a story, it needs to be left to the readers imagination. These I find best when written with foreplay, but lave you to finish the lemon in your mind. So, yes, once again I am greedy with my lemons, and want a mix of both.

8.) What's serves as your inspiration when writing a good lemon? Music? pics? real-life experience?

Real life. I can’t listen to music while I write, I get to distracted. I love it when other authors put photos in, sometimes it really helps you see where they are going. For me, it use real life. Sure I know that what works for me, will not work for every one, but I life to play out my fantasies in them as well.

9.) Emmett Cullen walks into a bar and is carrying what?

With the mood I am in after answering all these lemony questions, I would say the first thing that comes to mind is the nice little toy that he left for Edward in Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls I loved that chapter.

10.) ....that's what he said.

Every girl should know how a driveshaft works...

Author Profile ~ Velvetvictorian

Congratulations to author Velvetvictorian (ps-she writes under peachyfuzzykeen) on not only winning 1st place (a tie) on the judges vote but also 2nd place on the public vote and judges category most creative given by SaritaDreaming, for her one shot Sink or Swim.

Velvetvictorian is new to writing fanfic, but a fan and a reader. She has some one shots but we highly expect her to give us a full story soon! *nudge nudge hint hint Blame It On Cabo*

We gave all of our authors a little questionnaire, so let's check out her answers.
  
1.) If someone was interested in Twilight, would you tell them to read the books first, watch the movies first or read nothing but smutty fanfic?

The way I got into Twilight was probably the way I'd suggest anybody to come into Twilight. I was forced to read the books when I was 17 by a friend, from there I was completely addicted to it and was right there for when the movie released. After all that, I stumbled onto fanfic by accident. I'd never even heard of fanfiction so when I started reading it, I had a good understanding, appreciation and love for Twilight even if later I think that of all the Twilight stuff, Twific is the best part of it.

2.) Be honest, in reading fanfic, what have you learned about sex that you didn't know before?

Absolutely everything. I was lily white and the first fanfic I ever read was from a C2 called Graphic Lemons. I had no idea what a lemon was nor that it could be so graphic. About a year later I learned about slash and the slash community was way helpful in helping me learn every single term. In short, because of twific...I'm confident I could direct a successful porno.

3.) Do you get tingling when writing your lemons? If yes, explain why is that important to you.

I actually don't get a tingle lol I think it's because I'm so busy trying to write a lemon that's conducive to the story and something that people can read and won't say 'What the hell was that?' Now if I'm reading one, yes I get the 'tingle' 

4.) What's your favorite sexy times position to read about in fanfic, but that you aren't too crazy about in real life?

Against the wall. The idea freaks me out. I'm afraid of heights, I'd be so scared of falling that I wouldn't be able to think straight. 

5.) Who would be your ultimate, non-canon pairing for a smut fest in Twific?

Jasper/James/Riley Giggity. 

6.) Sweet and gentle in the bedroom or rough and tied up in the playroom?

At first I'd want him to do something sweet and meaningful, but after that you want to know what else he's capable of. 

7.) How do you like your lemons best: sweet, meaningful and a little abstract so you can infer things, or hot, descriptive, and straight-forward? And tell us why!
I outline every story I write before I get too far. I take my ideas and write them out in a methodical way but when I write lemons it's far more hectic and in the moment and I think it helps a little. When I write something I always want it to be meaningful, so when I write a lemon I want it to be there because it adds to the story or its message. If I wrote a lemon every chapter, the plot would be lost for me and turn into 'Okay, let's see how kinky we can get every chapter' Not to say I don't like hot and heavy fucking from a one shot or something, but I'd like to think there's always more to that. That every single part of a story has meaning.

8.) What's serves as your inspiration when writing a good lemon? Music? pics? real-life experience?

I think of about two things when I write a lemon, after I finish panicking about how the hell I'm gonna write this lemon: 1.) What's sexy to me? and 2.) How does it add to what's going on in the story right now. I add a little music sometimes but I mainly focus on those two things. Also, I really need to watch more porn, I just never know where to start with it.

9.) Emmett Cullen walks into a bar and is carrying what?

A briefcase. He's on a business trip and he's lonely. The bartender, Jacob, listens to his troubles and then takes him for a nightcap. Pure cliche, lol

10.) ....that's what he said.
All big things come from something small.
 

Author Profile ~ Readingmama/Vampiremama

Congratulations to author readingmama/vampiremama on not only winning 1st place (a tie) on the judges vote but also 3rd place on the public vote for her one shot Permanent Press. If you haven't ever heard of her, then here is you chance to learn a few things.

Readingmama/Vampiremama has been around the fandom for some time, since 2009, and has quite a few stories under her belt. She is a part of a wonderful Facebook community called Fanficaholics Anon, where she gives much of her time in helping those of us who just can't get enough of fanfic. She is a talented writer who paints pictures of her stories with words that suck you in and make you feel something for her characters. From Gloaming, which gave us a different version of Twilight with a Bella who never met the Cullens until her 30s, to Beautiful Savage where she takes the impossible life of Savageward and turns into a most beautiful love story. We are certain that if you read any of her stories, that you will be touched, turned on and begging for more.

We gave all of our authors a little questionnaire, so let's check out her answers.

1.) If someone was interested in Twilight, would you tell them to read the books first, watch the movies first or read nothing but smutty fanfic?

I would tell them to watch the movies, then read the books and then move on to the smut. That way you build up to the best. Watching a movie first never wrecks the books but reading and then watching can leave a bad taste for the movies. Besides, the soon to be twihard needs to have the visuals down for when Fanficward goes down.

2.) Be honest, in reading fanfic, what have you learned about sex that you didn't know before?

*Laughs* I honestly don't think much, but I've learned a lot about writing sex that I didn't know. And now I feel like I can write anything and as long as I think it's hot, there will be others that find it hot as well.

3.) Do you get tingling when writing your lemons? If yes, explain why is that important to you.

No, I find if I don't keep my, uhm....head clear then I miss some of the important things in the scene.

4.) What's your favorite sexy times position to read about in fanfic, but that you aren't too crazy about in real life?

In the shower, it's not as easy as it sounds in fanfic. Perhaps when I build my tiled shower with a bench in it I may change my tune. 

5.) Who would be your ultimate, non-canon pairing for a smut fest in Twific?

I like the pairings that aren't so commonly used. Jasper/Esme, Carlisle/Bella, Edward/Jake

6.) Sweet and gentle in the bedroom or rough and tied up in the playroom?

I couldn't possibly choose just one. There is a place for everything, except golden showers, there is not place for those in my house.

7.) How do you like your lemons best: sweet, meaningful and a little abstract so you can infer things, or hot, descriptive, and straight-forward? And tell us why!

I like my lemons to move the plot forward. If I don't care about the characters it is never hot to me. I need to know who is fucking and why, and then I can enjoy it to the fullest.  I like the lemons where you know the character first, then you can really feel how they are feeling. For me the plot leading up to the lemon is the foreplay, it can be fun without it but it won't leave as lasting an impression.

9.) Emmett Cullen walks into a bar and is carrying what?

A keg. He sets it down behind the bar and gets ready for his shift behind the counter. He wonders if tonight will be the night she returns. Stunning and blonde, she had rocked his world and then left without so much as a 'see you later'. He slings a couple shots down the bar and fills the drink orders but his eyes never leave the door. If he stares at the door long enough, perhaps he can make her appear.

10.) ....that's what he said.

...oops, sorry, got a little carried away. 


We love it when our authors get carried away...it means that we do as well. Thank you!


~DCM

Monday, April 16, 2012

Squeeze My Lemon ~ April 18 Teaser

The week we are being squeezed by Readingmama/Vampiremama with her entry for our Spring Squeezing Contest, called Permanent Press, which won 1st Place (2-way tie) on the judges vote, and 3rd Place on the public vote. Enjoy the teaser!

Placing her basket on the washer, she lifted the top and shoved her things in. Just as she placed her money in the slots, she heard a moan.

The moan.

Well, this won't be a total waste, she thought.

She pushed in the quarters, and as soon as she heard the water start, she moved silently over to peak around the end of the machines.

They were in the same position, she pressed against the wall and he pressed against her. He wore a shirt this time, navy blue, but the girl had pushed it up in the back with her hands, and Esme could see the white band of his underwear. She took a deep breath, closing her eyes, remembering what it felt like to have a man enfold her like that. The way the warm breath would float over her neck, she could almost feel it.

"I knew it. You're a naughty girl, Esme."

Esme grabbed her chest and spun around to face Jasper. No wonder the feeling had been so real; there really had been warm breath on her neck. Jasper had a look of playful mirth on his face, but it only caused Esme to chastise herself. It wasn't fair to lead this man on. She planned on telling him she wasn't interested when he held up a peace offering.

"I brought coffee," he stated and held up the two cups. "I didn't know how you liked yours, so I have cream and sugar in the bag. He nodded toward the brown paper bag on the machine next to him.

She eyed the coffee for a moment. "You were pretty sure I would come."

"I wasn't sure, but I hoped."

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Etched In InkFest


This week we wanted to bring you some information about the Etched In InkFest hosted by luvrofink and ltlerthqak.

Let's face it, we all enjoy a well written tattward or inkella in our Twific, so what better way than to celebrate all that is ink and body modifications then with the Etched In Inkfest.

This is not a contest, just entries to celebrate. They are looking for fandom peeps to send in blurbs and pics of their own body modification. They also are accepting fan art, inspired by any of the picspirations or a fic that's already been written. The entries can we anything from a o/s to an outtake for a WIP. They love them all. Important dates to remember:


Festival Dates
03/10 – Festival Tweets and Tumbls begin
03/21 – Festival opens for submissions
04/21 – Festival submission window closes
05/01 – Festival Favorites announced


Make sure to visit the website and sign up!
Click under The Needle for InkFest details on the website.
Follow them on Twitter for pics and InkFest information: @EtchedinInkFest