That night I shower and change into a blue strapless dress and silver heels. My hair is up and I have chosen to go without jewellery. That way Edward has complete access to neck should he want to kiss it.
I spent a great deal of time in the shower holding a razor and staring at my privates. I was debating whether or not to de-clutter the forest. If I did that was almost like giving myself license to indulge in potential baby making activities. In the end I trimmed the edges. I reasoned that this way, I wasn’t ruling out introducing Edward’s triple wrapped peen to my impatient woo-hoo.
I may need to refer to my list again.
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